Originally Posted by darkflaresp

-Increased the size of Axe when playing as Frantz to better reflect the sexual insecurities of everyone -who uses this character and weapon.
-Increased the size of Axe when playing as Leila because little girls with oversized weapons are hilarious.
-When playing as Leila solo and during certain moves, the game will slowdown so you can better admire the scenery during the attack.

Angela/Edgar

-Fixed a bug that made Angela do more damage than normal.
-Fixed a bug that made Angela's moves start up faster than normal.
-Fixed a bug that made Angela's moves cooldown faster.
-In order to reflect the fact that mages are wimps that can't take hits well, Angela now takes 50% more damage.
-Removed Edgar from the game. We have no idea what we were thinking.
-All Edgar characters will be temporarily changed to Angela until we can think of an actual cool male mage character. Your level, equipment and stats will not change and a Renaming contract will be given to change your shota name to one better fit for Angela.

Originally Posted by summontibbers

What's even funny is that Summations put this in the international version forums LOL

Originally Posted by bananamartyr

The real question: Did Summations notice this was a joke thread before moving it?

Originally Posted by darkflaresp

Tude/Mei-Lin
-New move for Mei-Lin: "Lightning kicks" Mei-Lin will proceed to attack her enemies with a flurry of kicks! There is a chance that an enemy will parry this move and proceed to counter you. It will be very humiliating.
-Claw users will now be able to climb and leap all over the area like some kind of spanish cage fighter.

Originally Posted by darkflaresp

The only another Tude can parry is kinda pointless when PvP has been removed. Also, the characters already do grunts and yells normally, it would be pointless to list that in the patch list.